American, Jersey Girl Ali Larter has been in the entertainment business for over 10 years now and after being discovered on a faux magazine cover for Esquire Magazine, Ms. Larter has not stopped since. You probably notice Ali from the hit films Final Destination, Legally Blonde, Varsity Blues and most recently Resident Evil: Extinction. Also, Ali is currently a series regular on the award-winning tv show, Heroes on NBC. Ali starred in the box office smash Obsessed in 2009 where she co-starred alongside Beyonce. In 2010, Ali is going to starring in sequel Resident Evil: Afterlife alongside Milla Jovovich and Wentworth Miller.
Ali as: Chrissy Directed By: Kevin Smith Screenwriter: Kevin Smith Distributor: Dimenstion Films
Cast: Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, Ben Affleck, Shannon Elizabeth Genre: Comedy / Adventure MPAA Rating: 'R' for nonstop crude and sexual humor, pervasive strong language, and drug content. Runtime: 104 minutes
Theatrical Release: 24th August, 2001 DVD Release: 26th February, 2002
When Dante (Brian O'Halloran) and Randal (Jeff Anderson) get a restraining order to keep the punchy Jay (Jason Mewes) and his hetero life-mate, Silent Bob (Kevin Smith), from selling drugs in front of the Quick Stop convenience store, their lives are suddenly empty. They find new purpose when their friend, Brodie (Jason Lee), informs them a movie is being made featuring two infamous characters based on their likenesses.
After visiting one of the creators of the Bluntman and Chronic, Holden McNeil (Ben Affleck), they set out to get what fat movie cash they deserve and hopefully put an end to people slandering them on the Internet. Along the way, they learn the rules of the road and ride with a group of gorgeous jewel thieves, and incur the wrath of a hapless wildlife marshal for liberating an orangutan named Suzanne.
The quest takes them from New Jersey to Hollywood where a showdown involving the police, the jewel thieves, and the Bluntman and Chronic filmmakers will decide the fate of Suzanne, Jay, Silent Bob, and their good names.
• "You know, once you get into the Kevin Smith "family," you're in forever. Him and his wife Jen, I love so much. We've talked about it a little bit, and he's just so excited to see the show, and see where it's going. I've asked him for pointers on Comic-Con, and that whole world, but I think he's such a genius, and I absolutely loved working with him."
• "You know it is so fun. I was so excited to work with Kevin Smith and at the end of the day you just can't take yourself that seriously."
Memorable Quotes
• Missy: "Oh my god, he just called Sissy 'Juggs'."
Chrissy: (pulls out knife) "I'm on it."
Jay: "What's with the knife, we havin' cake or something?"
Chrissy: "Great, he's retarded to boot."
Jay: (to Silent Bob) "Dude, she called you retarded."
• Whillenholly: "Why are you shooting at me? I'm just a Federal Wildlife Marshall."
Chrissy: "Two reasons. One: we're walking, talking, bad girl cliches."
Missy: "And two: because you're a man."
Whillenholly: "Only on the outside."
• (Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off)
Chrissy: "Holy Fuck! The little stoner was right!"
Facts
• Jennifer Schwalbach Smith, one of the lesbian jewel thieves, is Kevin Smith's real-life wife, making her film debut. Several scenes of her making out with Ali Larter were among those cut to prevent the film from getting an NC-17 rating.
• Heather Graham was originally offered Shannon Elizabeth's role, but she turned it down because she couldn't figure out why her character would fall in love with Jay.
• When Chrissy pulls a knife on Jay he says "What with the knife, we havin' cake or something?" This line was originally written for the train scene in Dogma, another Kevin Smith movie.
• Filmed in California and Ali's hometown of New Jersey, USA.
Critic Reviews
"A mess, yes, but a funny and highly enjoyable one."
- Channel 4
"The perfect curtain call for these much-loved, wise but oh so stupid slackers."
- Time Out
"Has the lazy, bric-a-brac atmosphere of one of those blown-off movies made during down time on some bigger affair."
- Variety
"The relentless torrent of foul language--and not just from Jay--becomes numbing and finally makes the film seem more crass than amusing."
- Los Angeles Times
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